Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!
Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm just saying your a wuss, that's all.
Yeah, but that sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan. I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Ssssssuper, thanks for asking.
That dog is a gay homosexual!
Hey Stan, now that Terrance & Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment?
I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.
My Uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool.
Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies?
That's it Sparky, kick his ass.
He's doing something to his ass, he's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass.
Sparky! Bad dog!
Mmmph mmph mmmph.
We need to get of this bus but the stupid bitch won't let us!
I said rabbits eat lettuce.
Get on, we're running late.
Yeah, we're always running late ya ugly skank!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank.
Oh, neither can I.
This stuff's gonna help me bulk up.
Bulk up to what, fat ass?
Super fat ass!
Dolphins are intelligent and friendly
Yeah, intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayo.
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
I don't know Eric, they just do!
Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.
Kenny's family is so poor they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. I said they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. I'm talkin' to ya Kenny. Poor piece a' crap.
This, Starvin' Marvin is a buffet. We all come here on Thursday nights except Kenny's family cause $6.99 is two years income.
Now as you can see Kenny, you are to get me the yellow Megaman. That's because yellow Megaman is the cheapest one and I know how poor your family is.
If my mom cooked as good as your's I'd be a big fatass too!
I bet I get more candy than you dude.
Are you crazy?!? I'm the candy master.
No, no, you're the ass master, there's a difference.
Hey, I'm not the one who walks around all day looking like Pippy Longstockings.
Oh yeah, well, at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
God damnit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a poptart!
Sure I do, poptarts are frosted!
Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup..alright? I'm worried about ya.
You know what they say, you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
On behalf of the network, I've prepared a statement. Fuck-off! Any questions you may have can be directed to the brick wall on my left. Thank-you!
Cartman what are you doing?
Licking the carpet.
Because thats what my Mom said lesbians do.